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Science Journalists’ Sales Teams?

Fresh from the inbox:

Hey ,

I came across Alan Dove online and wanted to reach out because we're working with other science journalists that are offering science journalism.

Science journalists offering science journalism? You really are hitting those keywords hard, aren’t you?


‍I’m currently working with a few science journalists on campaigns that are getting their sales teams meetings with warm leads every month. We’re targeting people who need science journalism using personalized email sequences. ‍

Look, I know I’m probably not the most ambitious practitioner of my field, but sales teams? What does the sales team for a science journalist even do? Oh, right, they sit around eating bowfuls of warm leads, at least at the monthly feasts where they’re served. Yum.

If I could help you connect with potential clients like this, would that be helpful to you?‍

I seriously doubt it.

Cheers,

Jesse Pines
PersistIQ
422 Richards St, Suite 170. Vancouver, BC V6B 2Z4
P.S. If you don't want to hear from me again, please let me know.

Thanks for that postscript, “Jesse Pines.” Consider this your notice that I don’t want to hear from you again – or from whatever other names your ridiculous bot operates under.

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